{"product_id":"powpow-caution-high-level-of-sarcasm-detected-keep-out-sweatshirt","title":"PowPow \"Caution: High Level Of Sarcasm Detected, Keep Out\" Sweatshirt","description":"\u003cp\u003eUnisex Heavy Blend™ Crewneck Sweatshirt\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ctable id=\"size-guide\" style=\"min-width: 360px;\"\u003e\n\u003cthead\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"padding: 10px;\"\u003e \u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"color: #000000; font-weight: 500; text-align: left; font-size: 15px; padding: 10px;\"\u003eS\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"color: #000000; font-weight: 500; text-align: left; font-size: 15px; padding: 10px;\"\u003eM\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"color: #000000; font-weight: 500; text-align: left; font-size: 15px; padding: 10px;\"\u003eL\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"color: #000000; font-weight: 500; text-align: left; font-size: 15px; padding: 10px;\"\u003eXL\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"color: #000000; font-weight: 500; text-align: left; font-size: 15px; padding: 10px;\"\u003e2XL\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"color: #000000; font-weight: 500; text-align: left; font-size: 15px; padding: 10px;\"\u003e3XL\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/thead\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003eWidth, in\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e20.00\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e22.01\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e24.00\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e26.00\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e28.00\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e30.00\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003eLength, in\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e27.00\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e28.00\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e29.00\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e30.00\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e31.00\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e32.00\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003eSleeve length (from center back), in\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e33.50\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e34.50\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e35.50\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e36.50\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e37.50\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e38.50\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003eSize tolerance, in\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e1.50\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e1.50\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e1.50\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e1.50\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e1.50\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e1.50\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe Gildan 18000 sweatshirt is a unisex heavy blend crewneck made from a 50\/50 cotton-polyester fabric, combining softness with lasting durability. Its smooth surface supports crisp, vibrant prints and embroidery, while the ribbed-knit collar and reinforced cuffs help it keep its shape over time. A seamless body design reduces irritation and adds to overall comfort. Practical, sturdy, and print-friendly, the Gildan 18000 sweatshirt remains a top choice for custom apparel.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e \u003cstrong\u003eDisclaimers\u003c\/strong\u003e:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e- Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.\u003cbr\u003e- Subtle orange hue shifts with lighting in the Orange color variant.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e.: The Gildan 18000 sweatshirt is built for comfort and durability, made from a medium-heavy (8.0 oz\/yd² (271 g\/m²)) 50\/50 cotton-polyester blend. \u003cbr\u003e.: The classic fit along with the crew neckline deliver a comfy wearing experience with a clean-cut style. Meanwhile, the double-needle stitching at the shoulder, armhole, neck, waistband, and cuff seams add top-tier durability. \u003cbr\u003e.: Say goodbye to itchiness thanks to the gray, pearlized tear-away label. \u003cbr\u003e.: The Gildan 18000 sweatshirt is crafted from ethically grown US cotton and backed by the US Cotton Trust Protocol, with OEKO-TEX certified dyes that meet safety and environmental standards. \u003cbr\u003e.: Fabric blends: Heather Sport colors - 60% polyester, 40% cotton\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eEU representative\u003c\/strong\u003e: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eProduct information\u003c\/strong\u003e: Gildan 18000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999\/44\/EC\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWarnings, Hazard\u003c\/strong\u003e: Made in Nicaragua, For adults\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCare instructions\u003c\/strong\u003e: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"S \/ Ash","offer_id":42548218429483,"sku":"23093145195006310402","price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Light Blue","offer_id":42548218462251,"sku":"15722096838268226028","price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Light Pink","offer_id":42548218495019,"sku":"10602212016953212379","price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Maroon","offer_id":42548218527787,"sku":"63912231300140846394","price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Navy","offer_id":42548218560555,"sku":"16378942832058081401","price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Sand","offer_id":42548218593323,"sku":"82512791945492384559","price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Sport Grey","offer_id":42548218626091,"sku":"24145336590652877824","price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ White","offer_id":42548218658859,"sku":"22546757446220516917","price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Black","offer_id":42548218691627,"sku":"24014833874271774251","price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Forest Green","offer_id":42548218724395,"sku":"28588812573958304622","price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Ash","offer_id":42548218757163,"sku":"15779891906380350474","price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Light Blue","offer_id":42548218789931,"sku":"21851373954269270150","price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Light Pink","offer_id":42548218822699,"sku":"20239945813493486840","price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Maroon","offer_id":42548218855467,"sku":"18486454959600292864","price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Navy","offer_id":42548218888235,"sku":"73956704705597202543","price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Sand","offer_id":42548218921003,"sku":"25274376309224347877","price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Sport Grey","offer_id":42548218953771,"sku":"20953508119161713545","price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ White","offer_id":42548218986539,"sku":"32209682143734372301","price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Black","offer_id":42548219019307,"sku":"44427002930864061302","price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Forest Green","offer_id":42548219052075,"sku":"15761861633784135820","price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Ash","offer_id":42548219084843,"sku":"20011603393045623127","price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Light Blue","offer_id":42548219117611,"sku":"30356078282941556185","price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Light Pink","offer_id":42548219150379,"sku":"29746799876541987689","price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Maroon","offer_id":42548219183147,"sku":"34852614391221768617","price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Navy","offer_id":42548219215915,"sku":"10787113097658879836","price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Sand","offer_id":42548219248683,"sku":"18982708357773460155","price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Sport Grey","offer_id":42548219281451,"sku":"33186106176420480071","price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ White","offer_id":42548219314219,"sku":"53730316676204833118","price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Black","offer_id":42548219346987,"sku":"26198210048978747337","price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Forest Green","offer_id":42548219379755,"sku":"29342444542806950586","price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Ash","offer_id":42548219412523,"sku":"30223621206818163597","price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Light Blue","offer_id":42548219445291,"sku":"10099647622100021643","price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Light Pink","offer_id":42548219478059,"sku":"21413578506781085363","price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Maroon","offer_id":42548219510827,"sku":"95196294288322234543","price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Navy","offer_id":42548219543595,"sku":"80071774928341042968","price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Sand","offer_id":42548219576363,"sku":"11616947233985500579","price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Sport Grey","offer_id":42548219609131,"sku":"21240774130917362560","price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ White","offer_id":42548219641899,"sku":"19867009225797378326","price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Black","offer_id":42548219674667,"sku":"47079881588896356084","price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Forest Green","offer_id":42548219707435,"sku":"19292629221464598424","price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Ash","offer_id":42548219740203,"sku":"23679084723020312599","price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Light Blue","offer_id":42548219772971,"sku":"16070711779549515409","price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Light Pink","offer_id":42548219805739,"sku":"28307772637903714862","price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Maroon","offer_id":42548219838507,"sku":"59838789786310627982","price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Navy","offer_id":42548219871275,"sku":"31148784668530392156","price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Sand","offer_id":42548219904043,"sku":"17508394987670120932","price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Sport Grey","offer_id":42548219936811,"sku":"11418904494517886488","price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ White","offer_id":42548219969579,"sku":"25872238127183966490","price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Black","offer_id":42548220002347,"sku":"29352812420912750433","price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Forest Green","offer_id":42548220035115,"sku":"30592393575401504969","price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Ash","offer_id":42548220067883,"sku":"11166713600148946747","price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Light Blue","offer_id":42548220100651,"sku":"87788459570981586852","price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Light Pink","offer_id":42548220133419,"sku":"95424866979534947354","price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Maroon","offer_id":42548220166187,"sku":"12726091385701391673","price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Navy","offer_id":42548220198955,"sku":"23718264944232726965","price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Sand","offer_id":42548220231723,"sku":"11676910849551527849","price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Sport Grey","offer_id":42548220264491,"sku":"15827535701517342225","price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ White","offer_id":42548220297259,"sku":"33613147296578235393","price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Black","offer_id":42548220330027,"sku":"24865449036627620899","price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Forest Green","offer_id":42548220362795,"sku":"11924213067862264447","price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0647\/3295\/4667\/files\/9113929739953091659_2048.jpg?v=1764932153","url":"https:\/\/www.aftercigsstudio.com\/products\/powpow-caution-high-level-of-sarcasm-detected-keep-out-sweatshirt","provider":"Merch By Studio After Cigs","version":"1.0","type":"link"}